my girlfriend now dated a black dude b4 me and she said his dick was so big it hurt to have sex with him. she tells me my dick feels much better. so I'm comfortably small? that doesn't make me feel better. thank God my smaller dick doesn't hurt her

I can relate. I dated a girl who fucked a firefighter and she's not fat but short and heavy. I couldn't lift her very high. she said the firefighter would hold her and do squats wile fucking her. i can't even do 5 squats holding nothing 😩

Man, this was fkn hilarious! One of the better stand up comedies I've seen in a long time. Well written and on some different shit for sure. Rating 9.3

Shane goilis looking like abdula

Shane is literally top 3 stand up comedians ever. Only King Louie and Dave Chappelle are still better

great comedy special... his trump impression is, dead center of the bullseye, spot on 🤣🤣🤣

mine tells me ive got one the bigger ones.Than all my buddies and brothers and co workers

"Every dude I know that can't think loves pussy."

never heard of this guy ,but I do now he waw funnie

good shit man. check out " protect our parks" JRE

Mark Normand an Shane hands down best comedians 🤣

"Only a retarded guy would try to cross..."

9/11 is back on the menu boys

fucking hilarious