The Machine - 2023
2023-05-25
4.1
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
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Reviews:
Justin Ellsmore
when he lights his cigar w the ak47 fire I was like thats the most OG move I've seen in like 20yrs.
Amy Conner
man what reality check for, what seems a reality check for, influencer's with children. I wouldn't know.. but this movie was a roller-coaster! Instant Classic of the top! ok.. one more!! the modern day Cheech and Chong!! y3s I want the smoke! La Mac
Chris Thielen
been waiting for awhile and it was worth the wait
David Kelly
It gets good after the first 20min. So if your going to watch, take my advice. And get ready to laugh Hey! Luke Skywalker is In it!
William
i have been waiting for this movie to come out I like it keep up the good work bret
Danny Chapman
BULLSHIT!!! PLAYING commercials during the movie is one thing,but you can't even sort through the movies without ads!!!!!What the actual FUCK!!!!
Valerie BK
dj.chemo lmao funny movie stop hating
Porcha Wright
Don't have any ads either & movie was funny as fuckstop being super cheap pay $3 dollars damn ppl complain bout anything
Morris0712
decent movie feel it was made to make bert feel better about being a achollic dad but I maybe projecting
HorrorPunk
that was dope AF, haven't seen a kik ass comedy in a minute, soundtrack was kewl same age as MACHINE so reminded me of my crazy 20s w/90s references, acttion is VIOLENT &fukkin LUKE SKYWALKER, how funny it is may depend on if your hip2u AUSTIN POWERS, FAMILY MATTERS, B&BUTTHEAD
Chris Fournier
that was a fun watch. I wasn't sure but it was worth it
William Brennan
lookup Lanciano Eucharist miracle 1200 year old live human heart no dead blood cells Google thisnot one scientist on earth debunked
Jon Smith
I think it's so funny win I read comments from ppl that did not pay the 5 bucks for no ads!!! how mad they r this is the best app win no ads so pay the money
Charles Rackley
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Brian Thomason
I wonder how hard the sound technician's job was making this film knowing that Bert kreischer can barely go to seconds without squealing very loudly
Selena Kratz
loved the movie
Dodie M
I pay 4.99 a month for no ads
get with it guys!
Joseph Walters Jr.
I was getting ready to watch this
but decided to watch the stand up first and glad I did
keep up the good work Bert
Jesus Torres
https://youtu.be/WH1IhgsReaA
Donavan Mitchell
Nice to see Vanilla Ice got back into acting nice action sequence..
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