Fueled by whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry sidekick, Marcus, to knock a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a ray of sun who attracts out the sliver of humankind of Willie. Problems arise when the pair has been joined by Willie's terror story of a mother, that raises the bar to your gang's aspirations, while lowering the standards of criminal behavior.